Visually Stunning

Visually Stunning

At first the above seems simple. You think it's porn. Or maybe you think it's a nude bar. Perhaps you even suspect this to be something like an effing explosion!

Well you're wrong. Visually stunning accompanies all those movie trailers and game teasers, because they know that's what you're thinking! In truth it's nothing more then a load of bullshit! A sort of "eye diarrhea". When a movie poster say's Visually Stunning it actually means (Please read this aloud with the use of an urban tone of voice):


"Yo dis shite be so fake that ya'll bitches be like whoa that's tight yo."

It's not that though. It's actually just a bunch of pictures that shouldn't be animated... Well animated. We're wising up though! We'll one day be able to combat their use of urban slang!

Visually Stunning is "Eye diarrhea".

Punk Rock

Punk Rock

So I discovered recently that there are a lot of bands calling themselves punk rock. And I want to clarify to the normal people what this means.

Punk rock is difficult to explain, if only because rock is almost always awesome.

So I guess I'll keep this simple.

Punk Rock, is rock for kids who are mad at their parents.

Of course once upon a time it was a genre that deserved mention, sadly the above is all it is now.

Keep it simple =)