Sunday, May 24, 2009

NRA

The N.R.A.


Put simply the N.R.A. is the National Rifle Association. Though to me that isn't at all simple. It's complicated. Do rifles need a club? Do they frolic and play when we're not watching? Do they need discounts at stores like AARP members?

Or is this some kind of enthusiasts club? Maybe a sort of de-facto racial profiling group? Well I've found the answer.


The N.R.A. is a small penis club.


That's the truth folks. That's all it is. They're not solely for a minority group. They don't limit membership to just Republicans. And they're not really any sort of true purpose group. These are just men (And women) who have tiny penis' and want to feel better.


Saturday, May 23, 2009

First Post: An Explanation.

So I'm starting another blog. I figure I need to broaden my horizons. And well... I made a discovery recently.


THE WORLD IS COMPLI-FUCKING-CATED



What I mean of course. Is what I said above. The world is complex. I don't like it that way. I personally feel the world should be simple, and that it CAN be simple.



I know what you're thinking, but how can you do that? By making it easier for all of us retards (Oh no I made a retard comment!).


This blog will take all the complex shit I see and read about. And it will simplify into a few words. I will of course go into great detail about the actual subject, to prove how complicated it is. Then I will simplify it.

I believe scientists and doctors and... Well those smart people made things this way. They want to fuck with you and I, they want us to believe a banana is a fruit and not just FOOD. They want us to think that LOL means laugh out loud and not just LOL!


So subscribe. And be prepared to see how simple shit can actually be.