Showing posts with label BBQ. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BBQ. Show all posts

Saturday, July 11, 2009

BBQ

BBQ


What is BBQ you might ask? Is it some sort of dish you eat at a picnic? Is it Barbecue? Or is it some sort of hidden government project that we just can't comprehend? I didn't know, and so for you my readers. I went out to find out.

I discovered it isn't simple. It's basically a cheap and easy form of grilled food. While it may seem like barbecue. It is not. It is a congenial mess of imitation this, and fried that. The flavor is gross and it is a lie.

I used to think the cake was a lie.

I now know BBQ is a lie.