Emo

Emo

Emo is this craze that's been running around more and more lately. It's apparently short for "Emotional", but the saddest part is the idiots populating our world have decided to claim it for themselves and complicate it.

Emotions are a plethora of things. From happy to sad, to angry, and yes. Even horny is an emotion.

Still these self-proclaimed "Emo"'s (Not to be confused with Elmo's Which we'll cover another time...) Are always sad and distressed. They've turned the word Emo from a simple way of saying Emotional, into a derranged and pathetic word for Sad!

It's three letters you fuck heads DONT CHANGE IT!

In short, Emo is Emotional.

Emo's are fuckheads.

Scientology

Scientology

Scientology is one of our new age religions. It's a religion founded by some guy who wrote science-fiction novels and decided, "Hey. People love this shit. Maybe they'll worship it!" Lo-and-Behold it went public, gained celebrity status thanks to being an "Interesting" thing. And now they're not only a large religion. They have a fucking battleship.

But in short I have read on them and basically this is a religion for people who want to say they're in a religion. It's one of those, "Well Tom Cruise believes" sorts of things. To me personally. It's a load of bullshit. All the rumors might have basis, or they might not.

But simply to me...

Scientology: It's a club with a battle ship.